dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

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andjeremypiven:

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

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madsciences:

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

False alarm he moved a bit
This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

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i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

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hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now
🎉🐛🎉

we believe in you, chicken nugget

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history-inpictures:
“ “Barack and Michelle Obama on their wedding day, 1992
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history-inpictures:

Barack and Michelle Obama on their wedding day, 1992

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italywiki:

memelovingchuck:

mother-child-life:

i will watch this everyday for the rest of my life

@vrouf they’re pals

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runwithskizzers:
“ divinedorothy:
“ Let Him Have The Sausages
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i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot
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runwithskizzers:

divinedorothy:

Let Him Have The Sausages

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

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I like puppies, women, and comedy. At the same time or separately, doesn't matter much to me.

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